AGENDA

1. The analogies I made
2. Bus journey
3. Twynllanan
4. Nose to nose despair
5. The slippery dance floor
6. Instant coffee granules float on the surface of your lukewarm paper cup tragedy
7. Individually packed packets of biscuits; higher education
8. Bread
9. Egg
10. Uncomfortable seats
11. The sex we have
12. The sex we haven’t
13. Noblesse Oblige
14. Envelope adhesive; taste and smell
15. And you’re in charge anyway
16. Disappointment
17. The analogies you made
18. Proscenium arch
19. The over the shoulder
20. Seinfeld
21. When someone eats a sandwich on television it usually looks more delicious than any sandwich ever actually is
22. Dating
23. The clockface, the rush of time, the four year attention span
24. Blood orange, wax paper
25. The egg trick 
26. The knot, ball, rock, brick, mud, water, wood, sick, wheel, idea, chill, butterfly, maggot, grip, twist, channel, enemy, pamphlet, bill fold, hat pin, ice pick, in the pit of your stomach
27. Time management
28. A good breakfast
29. Sarah’s dream (mummification) 
30. Tributaries of the Tyne 
31. An erotic dream you don’t believe
32. Taking apart an owl pellet with a pin
33. All the letters on top of each other
34. The way that Humphrey Bogart looks in a film compared to the way he looks as a cardboard cut out advertising thunderbird wine in the window of the off licence on Coldharbour Lane, The Temple of Bacchus
35. “flings”
36. protocol
37. your eyes
38. eating all the time
39. Breath
40. Affiliation
41. 287 wpm
42. Kindling
43. Zwischenreich
44. John Major
45. Budget speech
46. My rich great uncle’s shoes worn thin
47. Personal effectiveness
48. The textbook
49. The back to back despair
50. Any other concerns.